I'm gay. No homo.

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my friend is gay hes gay

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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What is 2+2? 4!

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

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Your mums a penis joke.

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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God bless America, and no where else.

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What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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Nippies

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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the WNBA

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I was born.

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