A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

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What did the fish say? Moo

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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i like pie.

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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