- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

What's big and fat? An obese man.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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