How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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whats up fuch you bitch

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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