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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

God is real

So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Knock knock Whoes there? ...

Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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