How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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