- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

Stephen Walking.

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

A Irish man walks our of a bar

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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