- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

So a black man hails a taxi...

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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