If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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obama

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What's the deal with airline food?

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

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Men, get on the boat.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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Dubstep < Music

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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