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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

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