A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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Wanna here a good joke?

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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