- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

a man walks into horse bar

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

save water shower with friends

Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

A child with cancer grows up.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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