Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Come on Red, I am linked with the fucking global bank, that does not mean I go there and get the money! The FBI keeps tabs on absolutely everything, everybody knows that, if Mike Tyson has a cup of tea there, they file him down. Its legal, its secure and incredibly expensive, but the FBI stands for the security of the US alone, that does not mean that they do not work with every other corporation, organization, affiliation,syndicate, and pff, anything. If you suspect that I somehow went from being one of the key members of the underground, to a fucking FBI agent, you can believe that, but then dont ask me for help, nor be my friend, without trust there is no friendship.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

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Anti Joke

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