- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

What time is it? Refrigerator

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

What is 2+2? 4!

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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