- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had sex. Just kidding.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

You are Nerochan right?

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

milly, milly, milly, cat

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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