I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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Okay, one second.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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