Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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thermodynamics?

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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School

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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Potato.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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