what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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a potato flew around my room

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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Hi Shelby!!

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

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Society.

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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