why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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democracy

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You're Adopted.

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

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motley crew

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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Guess what? No.

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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