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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

...NO.

new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

Yo mamas so fat

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

I had sex. Just kidding.

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