A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

You should never talk to strangers.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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