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whats brown? poop.

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

Stephen Hawking raped your mom

Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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