Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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man boobs

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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Pen15

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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