How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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Your mom.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

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Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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