- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

Why do they censor everything on here? Because * * * *.

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