who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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what do you call gingers ugly.

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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obama

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

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Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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