how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

ROSS G IS OBESE

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Mitt Romney penis

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Weiner

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

women outside of the kitchen

Obamacare haters

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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