Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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What's a small person? A midget

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If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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marshal sterio had sex

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Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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