Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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A brown haired woman walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor it hurts whenever I touch myself." The doctor says, "Strange, I have never heard of such a disease. Please show me." The woman touches her leg and screams,"Ow!" Then she touches her arm and screams again. The doctor asks, "Are you a natural brunette?" The woman replies, "No, I am a blonde." The doctor says, "Oh, that explains it. You have a broken finger. God, you are so blonde." The woman gets her finger treated and then lives in agony for the rest of her life due to her untreated broken leg and arm.

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(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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