- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

Male penises.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

how do you confuse a blond?

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

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