What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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ONE DAY THE SKY OPENS AND SUDDENLY Gad: Jews, you are my chosen people! Jews: YAY! GODS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA BATHE IN RICHES AND YOU WILL COMMAND US TO RAID AND RAPE LANDS! FOR OURSELVES! AND EVERYTHING! Gad: Eh... Well, actually I was thinking more like... Jews: YAY WE ARE GONNA CONQUER THE WORLD! GAD IS WITH US NAO! Right Gay? I mean Gad... Cough... Gad: Err, well *cough* suuure, I mean... Jews: YAY! WE ARE GADS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA GET MIGHTY! Moral: "You do not want to be "Gods chosen" people!" Btw, you telling me Jewsus was not a Jew? Hmm?

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Who is a knob? ross d

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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Matt Damon

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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