Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

Why was the man sad His son got raped

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

whats brown? poop.

1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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