Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

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What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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I'm a like whore

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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