Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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I pooped my pants

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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Women.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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