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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

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0 + 0 = 0

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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Japan called... They need help.

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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