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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

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What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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