without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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Why did the jew die Really...

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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