- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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