- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

why did the black guy die? cancer

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

1+1 =? Too

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