How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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A black man in a country bar.

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Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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WNBA

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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like for a handjob.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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