No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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What is next?

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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i like tits

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

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