- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

Colby is gay.... thats it

What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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