Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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Ouch.

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A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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