why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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Like if you like big tits.

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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