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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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