- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

Where's my shotgun

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

mc hammers income.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

A ginger was with his friends

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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