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Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

Women.

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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