Womens' rights.

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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