- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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