An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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Penis penis poop butt

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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The 19th Amendment

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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